Gotta love the Sam Kinison clip!!!

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But I did indeed find the above ad on a website I was on. First off all.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

Second of all, who are these dangerously attractive women who love white guys and large men? They are of course, people who do not exist.  I would like to know who the sad men are who are clicking this pitiful attempt to bring joy to my heart, I feel bad for them. Whenever a hot girl approaches me, I immediately tell her to go fuck herself and die. I read somewhere if you are mean to hot girls, they'll like you more. That doesn't work either actually. They usually get their boyfriends to fight you  because you were rude to their girlfriend while they were trying to ask you where the closest Tim Hortons is.

What kind of sad sack of shit would look at this ad, thick immediately, "I've found the goldmine!" and click furiously as they sweat onto their man tits and salivate ungraciously as they hope to find all the girls who snubbed them in high school finally realizing how awesome they are. Sadly, they will only find more mule-faced men who need to be loved but are too scared to put down the donuts and brush their teeth and run a mile or two a few days a week.

Either way, hot girls are pointless to me. They're too hot. Megan Fox, I could never find myself secure enough to have a relationship with her, hell, I may not even be able to perform sexually. That's a lie, I could perform sexually, I just wouldn't be good at it, it's like going on stage without any confidence, destined to leave someone unsatisfied and end with you in a pool of tears at a bar wondering why you're such a failure at life.

I prefer cute and average girls, why? Because cute lasts longer than sexy and average, you can always improve upon. Sexy only goes down. Look at Jessica Simpson, she looks like a mess.  Not to say she isn't still attractive but now, she looks like nothing compared to Daisy Dukes.  An example of how a girl who is cute will get ahead and stay cute, look at Mandy Moore, she is amazingly adorable. You can't buy that kind of charm, it's natural. Whereas Megan Fox is most likely a cunt.

At the end of the day though, I'm still single and lonely, but, too cynical to worry about it too much.

Good day.

I decided to document my experiences spending Friday night being unproductive on chatroulette.com so that I can claim I did something with my insomnia, instead of you know, being lazy. HERE IS THAT ADVENTURE!!!