Another Erie County Holding Center inmate has committed suicide.

08/01/2010

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"The death, which occurred Saturday afternoon, marks the third suicide at the Delaware Avenue center this year. That's the most in a single year in recent memory, said Robert Koch, the Holding Center's acting superintendent."

        This is great. I don't see the reason for people being so upset by this record. If anything, this is like some cool karma case where the criminals realize they've been fucking up for so long so they just decide to stop being a douche bag to society. The problem is, because it is a suicide, we only get the age and sex of the person, not who they are or what they did to get themselves locked up.
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No Homo in Uganda!

07/08/2010

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My favorite quotes:

"I've taken time to do a little research to know what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedrooms."

"One of the things they do is called anal licking...like ice cream"

"This one is pooping and the other is eating the poo-poo all over the place."

In regards to "fisting" "it is so painful they have to take drugs, but they enjoy it."
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Patrickism vs. Christianity (pt. 1)

03/28/2010

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I was in Rochester waiting for some friends before a Buffalo Bandits game (which we crushed the "Night Hawks" in) and I was really annoyed by these assholes reading their nonsense at the top of their lungs where children were present, so I decided to instead to overpower them with my glorious voice reading the amazing piece of literature by Alice Sebold, "The Lovely Bones". Personally, I think this may become a series. So, CHECK OUT PART 1 !!!
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