I spent my night napping. What an awesome thing, napping.

There are some people out there who do not like to "nap". These people are not to be trusted.

If you don't like sleeping, get the fuck out of here. This isn't for you. This is for me and the people who like me. I'm judging you right now as you read this. Not a grouped version of you. You specifically. By name. That's how I roll. I'm pitying you personally.